6 yr old: how old are you?
44 yr old: 44
6 yr old: i wish you were 26
44 yr old: ha...hmmm, ok
6 yr old: you have weeds on your roof
44 yr old: hmmm, yes, i know
6 yr old: i notice you have a collection of pine cones
44 yr old: yes, i do
6 yr old: you can ignore me if you like