Beavis and Butt-Head — music criticisms.

You're white!” (during the ‘I could be black I could be white’ bit in PiL's ‘Rise’)

“Uh oh...I think this is college music” (during the Flaming Lips' ‘She Don't Use Jelly’)

“Is That Dave Mustaine?” (It was Tori Amos)

“Check it out, he looks like the cowardly Lion” (on Metallica's James Hetfield)

“If you play this stuff backwards, it says ‘This sucks!’” (on INXS' ‘Devil Inside’)

“What language are they speaking? ... You know those asswipes the Beatles? Those dudes ruined music” (on Blur's ‘Parklife’)

“If you're gonna be horrible, at least, like, you know, kick ass. Like Jesus Lizard! I mean, they suck, but they kick ass!” “I think these guys are just lazy.” “Yeah, really. They're too lazy to rock, and they're too lazy to clean the tub.” (to Pavement's ‘Rattled By the Rush’)

“That dude right there. I think that's that dude who drives the snack truck now.” (on the dark-haired dude in Poison)

Faith No More's ‘Easy’: “I know it sounds funny, but I just can't stand the pain...” Beavis: “That doesn't sound funny”

“Like right now, David wishes he had his old job back” “Like right now, David is trying to convince some chick he used to be the singer from Van Halen” (riffing on Van Halen's ‘Right Now’ while watching David Lee Roth ham it up in ‘Just a Gigolo/Nobody Love Me’)